Freedom of speech. Not freedom to hurt.
Putting a cork in the wrongs of the world.
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The Corkyman Can Song
Corkventions — for everyone smart enough to know they're dumb enough to screw things up. #CorkingCuzWeCarew
@Corkyman A Corkvention is exactly what Donald and I needed. Love, Melani #CorkedAndLikedIt
@Melani Aww shucks, we you too.
Saving marriages and nations is becoming our specialty.
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Love to cork? We do too! #WeLoveToCork
Whoa!!!!! A HUGE response came in from the Corkster community with our last post. Lots of Love to Cork!
With all that love pouring in we decided to do a merch drop.
The first 100 Corksters with a retweet that makes us laugh get some free swag along with some deep discounts on Corky Corking Home Kits.
#LoveToCork #HomeIsWhereTheCorksAre
Adding to the merch drop swag.
Check out our coffee mug, it's sure to get you smiling in the morning. #CorkedAndLikeIt #IdiotsWithLawyers
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#HugeCorks applied where they are needed most.
#RealCorkings for everyone who need a reality check.
#CorkedJustInTime Some people just need a friend.
#VoteToCork VOTE! It's a right not a privlege.
Nury Martinez
Donald Trump
Alex Jones
Kanye West (aka Ye)